Last  year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient  kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.

Hellloooo,…………just  because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year… that these windows would pay for themselves within a year,,,  Helllooooo? It’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him..

There  was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.  He never called back.  I bet he  felt like an idiot.

With thanks to my Sunshine Honey for this one.