A little light relief

DEFINITIONS

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines

Found this in a faded old folder and have no idea who sent it to me.

12 thoughts on “A little light relief

  1. Grannymar Post author

    Nick – I think we both know a few people that come into the Egotist category.

    WWW – I actually wondered why I had kept it so long without sharing.

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  2. Maxi

    It is 5:40am on a Thursday morn; it’s dark and nothing stirs but … my laughter. Your list is great, GM. The first one is my favorite, it’s so true.

    Glad to know that you are on the mend.
    Blessings ~ Maxi

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  3. Grannymar Post author

    Maxi – It is Friday Noon here, and I am way behind with commenting. The past few days have been busy. I am so pleased I brought some laughter to you…. even if it was at 5:40am! Keep making progress.

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