Thursday Special ~ £50 Nookie

An elderly man and woman, both in their 70’s, walk into a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”

The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.” He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says good bye.

A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, “I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?”

The man says, “We’re not trying to find out anything.. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98 The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.”

This one has Frank written all over it. Thanks Pal.

13 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ £50 Nookie

  1. Ursula

    You surprise me. Or rather: I am surprised: A seven pound bonk? Quids in. The guy is clearly counting the pennies. Oh, the romance of it.

    At first – in anticipation of the bottom line – you led me up the entirely wrong garden path: I thought the upshot being that they could only have satisfying sex with a peeping tom in the vicinity. And since doctors (and nurses) have seen it all who better to turn to?

    Other than that: You were late today, Grannymar. I need my Thursday fix early.


  2. Alice

    Like Ursula I was thinking in a different direction. I understand economy based decisions much better. Makes sense to me! 😀

  3. Grannymar Post author

    Ursula – I am glad I surprise you. As for leading you up the garden path… If you read through the comments you might find someone ready to do just that and right into the doctor’s surgery.

    Big John – The BUPA bed might be a little narrow.

    Mike – Stop laughing!

    Alice – These days we are all learning to understand economy based decisions.

    Ramana – Good luck with your hunt.


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