Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says “Hello!!!”. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says…”do you know me???”… to which she replies…” I think you’re the father of one of my kids”….
Completely shocked…the guy’s mind travels back to the only time when he was unfaithful to his wife and says…” My God!… are you the stri**er from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table???!!”
Confused… she looks into his eyes and says calmly…
” No… I am your son’s teacher”
Thanks to my pal Noreen for this one
Got a feeling I might have used this one but, if not, I am SO stealing it 🙂
Tilly – Steal away.
Isn’t it interesting how we sometimes incriminate ourselves, before we know the whole story.
Mayo – You can confide in me. What have you done now?
Just look for the redheaded hatchlings running around, GM. That’s a great place to start.
Fossie – I searched everywhere and could not find them.
Still laughing over this one. Dianne
Open mouth, stick foot in.
Dianne – It was funny.
Warren – Two feet, I would say.
Omg, I will be laughing all day about this one.
Blessings ~ Maxi
Maxi – Laughter is good for the soul.