Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming blue murder.

Johnny asked his mum, “Where’d we get him?”

His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”

“I can see why they threw him out!”

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Harry shows Tom a beautiful diamond ring he’s bought for his girlfriend’s birthday.

‘I thought she wanted a four-wheel drive,’ says Tom.

‘She did,’ replies Harry.

‘But where am I going to find a fake Land Rover?’