Thursday Special ~ Dilemma

The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.

His choice was a tough one because Mary had been a devoted employee for 10 years and Jack was a fine worker who had a family to support.  At night, the VP tossed and turned in his sleep trying to decide which of his employees he would lay off.

Finally he decided, the first one to come to work tomorrow would be the one. Morning finally comes and the VP waits at the office for one of the two employees to arrive.

At 8:55 Mary walks into the office. “I’ve got a difficult decision” the VP says, “I either have to Lay You or Jack off.”

“Oh? jack-off,” Mary says, “I’ve got a headache.”



I wonder how Mike would deal with this situation, it was he who sent it to me?

7 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Dilemma

  1. Barbara

    Another one for my ‘headache jokes’ collection. Had such a blinding one this morning I wanted Peter to drill a hole in my head! I don’t think the joke would have helped much to be honest 🙁

    Thankfully it’s gone now!

  2. Grannymar Post author

    I have just realised that I had a problem last night logging in to my blog to reply to the comments, so here we go:

    Ramana – Were you at school with Mike?

    mayo – We girls are not as daft as we are good looking!

    GFB – Welcome to my blog, I think you might be right!.

    gigi – Some of these stories go down better than others.


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