Thursday Special ~ Senior Citizens Are Valuable

We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:

We have silver in our hair.

We have gold in our teeth.

We have stones in our kidneys.

We have lead in our feet and.

We are loaded with natural gas!



Thanks to my big brother for reminding me, by sending this weeks offering.

19 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Senior Citizens Are Valuable

  1. mayo

    I agree with all of these except the last one. I don’t have “natural gas” I have “ATOMIC BOMBS”!

    My wife says it’s grounds for a divorce!!!!

    Grannymar, I may be available soon!

  2. Grannymar Post author

    Alice – It shows us in our ‘true’ light.

    mayo – Hang on! Who says I want Atomic bombs? Phew!

  3. Government Funded Blogger

    I do have that “immeasurable wisdom in my head” the only trouble is that I can’t remember what part of my head I stored it in.

    Don’t get me started on kidney stones…lol

  4. Celia

    Love the laugh. Yes, they take the kidney stones and charge me a forture for them, ha, ha. They are valuable to someone.

  5. Grannymar Post author

    WWW – I hope there is a little more than cotton wool between my ears! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Dianne – I think my lead must be further down…. in my feet.

    GFB – I think….. I think I have a problem like that too.

    Celia – There is value in everything, if we look hard enough.

  6. Grannymar Post author

    Barbara – You want me to use it on the day before his 70th birthday? I would be ostracised for life! ๐Ÿ˜†


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