Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…  Or that you could crawl into a hole?

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Alice walked into a hair salon with her husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly:

“How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?”

She suddenly turned around and walked back out and never went back.
Her husband didn’t say a word…
He knew better.

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Cheryl was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
She was unhappy with the women’s type she had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
A good-looking gentlemen who works at the store approached, and asked if he could help.

Without thinking, she looked at him and said, ‘I think I like playing with men’s balls.’

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Evelyn  and Gail were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help.

Gail replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.”
Evelyn started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and Gail turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, Evelyn has never misses an opportunity to remind Gail about that day.

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With thanks to Evelyn for this little bunch!