Thursday Special ~ What a catch!

A guy had been checking out a Redhead sitting at the next table since he sat
down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket
Towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and
Handed it back.

‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place.
‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.’

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the
Theatre followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her
deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her
Place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
Guy you meet?’

‘No,’ she replies. … …..

Wait for it ….. ……

She said …. ……..:

You just happened to catch my eye.

Thanks to David for this eye catching story.

13 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ What a catch!

  1. Government Funded Blogger

    Good one Grannymar. I was at one time partial to one eyed red headed women.In fact one I knew would tell me that when I was in town to call her and
    she would ….

    wait for it……..

    “keep an eye out for me”

  2. Ursula

    Ramana, what on earth do ‘other men watch’? You’ve got me there. Eyes being the window of the soul and all that.

    Have to say, Grannymar, the joke worked brilliantly on me because I read your posts scrolling down the screen – so the BOTTOM line was well out of sight till I hit it. Surprise! And there I was all down your narrative worrying that a glass eye might be the ultimate turnoff. Or what else she might pop.


  3. Grannymar Post author

    Tilly – Good.

    Judy – I must have been sleeping forst time round, it was new to me.

    Ramana – Now we know where your eyes focus! 😉

  4. Grannymar Post author

    GFB – “keep an eye out for me”, I love it!

    Ursula – Sometimes it works.

    WWW – Some can take repeating.

    Dianne – 😀

  5. Alice

    Bbbbhhahahahahaha! I knew it would have a great ending! When I passed it along to Hubby he asked me to send along the story he was reading as I was reading this post. As I’m always obedient, here it is:

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
    much to his dismay, the rabbit is
    The EASTER BUNNY, and he is DEAD .

    The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
    A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
    Sees the man crying on the side of the road
    And pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
    what’s wrong. “I feel terrible,” ! He explains, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car And KILLED HIM.” The blonde says,”Don’t worry.” She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, Bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves. Again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
    Turns and waves, hops another ten feet, Turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
    The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
    “What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?” The woman turns the can around So that he can read the label. It says..
    “Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, And adds permanent wave.”


A penny for your thoughts...