Q: How many days in a week?
A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Q: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
A: Three hours after he falls asleep in the recliner.
Q: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it might take all day.
Q: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
A: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Q: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
A: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
A: Tied shoes.
Q: Why do retirees count pennies?
A: They are the only ones who have the time.
Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
A: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?
A: Normal ..
Q: What is the best way to describe retirement?
A: The never ending Coffee Break.
Q: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Q: Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
A: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
Q: What do you do all week?
A: Monday through Friday, NOTHING….. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
Why do I get the impression that Paddy is enjoying retirement? 😉
I”ll have you know that I agree with every one of the above.
What’s the best thing about retirement (for me)? Not having a boss.
Even when I’m back working on contract, I have a contract manager, not a boss — even when he’s the same guy who used to be my boss. It’s so much different. (I’m not working at this time and probably won’t be until the middle of next winter.)
Why only Paddy?
GFB – Start the queue. There may be a few of us ready to join the line.
Mike – I have been my own boss for many years now, I ‘m beginning to get used to it.
Ramana – Paddy sent me the list.
Great! Thanks, I shared this with my friends.
Celia – My pleasure to pas it down another step in the line.
WWW – me too.
Lol, dad sent me these a while back. Was going to post them, but I’m STILL not old enough!
Barbara – You are waaaaaaaaaaaay too young to be writing about retirement! 😉