She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
A backward poet writes in-verse.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
Thanks to Frank for my list today.