She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

A backward poet writes in-verse.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

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Thanks to Frank for my list today.