She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
A backward poet writes in-verse.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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Thanks to Frank for my list today.
I have 10 chickens. They cross the road to get to the other side.
How about this one:
They called her a rancher’s daughter cuz all the horse manure.
My marathon runner friend’s sms. “This glorious weather makes my runs so enjoyable.” My response – “When I have the runs, it is not enjoyable at all, no matter what the weather is like.”
Too funny, but I’ll just have to live with the wrinkles I fear. Dianne
mayo – I hope the chickens don’t wander down the road to the nearest takeaway. 😉
GFB – It is all in the way you tell’em!
Ramana – Trust you!
Dianne – Me too.
Grannymar,
How about:
Two batteries walk into a bar and the barman says ” OK, I’ll serve you two but don’t start anything.”
I’m as nervous as a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.
The cat who backed into the electric fan and said,
“It won’t be long now.”
Nancy – I wonder if those batteries will charge their glasses? 😉
Some of these are new to me – and funny 🙂
Tilly 😀