She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
A backward poet writes in-verse.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
Thanks to Frank for my list today.
I have 10 chickens. They cross the road to get to the other side.
How about this one:
They called her a rancher’s daughter cuz all the horse manure.
My marathon runner friend’s sms. “This glorious weather makes my runs so enjoyable.” My response – “When I have the runs, it is not enjoyable at all, no matter what the weather is like.”
Too funny, but I’ll just have to live with the wrinkles I fear. Dianne
mayo – I hope the chickens don’t wander down the road to the nearest takeaway. 😉
GFB – It is all in the way you tell’em!
Ramana – Trust you!
Dianne – Me too.
Two batteries walk into a bar and the barman says ” OK, I’ll serve you two but don’t start anything.”
I’m as nervous as a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.
The cat who backed into the electric fan and said,
“It won’t be long now.”
Nancy – I wonder if those batteries will charge their glasses? 😉
Some of these are new to me – and funny 🙂