A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided to see if she could be cute and get herself out of a speeding ticket.
When the officer approached her car, she asked innocently, “Gee, officer, did you pull me over to give me a ticket to the policemen’s ball?”
To that, he replied, “No ma’am. We’re Rangers! We don’t have any balls!” He continued to write down some information.
After about a half a minute, the ranger looked up, turned red, and muttered, “Never mind.” He closed his ticket book, got in his car, and drove off – no ticket was issued.
Now was it Mayo or Ramana who sent this one my way? Thanks to the one who lays claim to it.
English is such an amusing language 🙂
I yield to Mayo.
Tilly – It sure is.
Ramana – Where is he these days?
Love a good laugh, thanks.
Even before Ramana put his two cents worth in, I was thinking this had all the hallmarks of a Mayo special. And I haven’t heard from him, either!
Celia – glad to oblige.
Fossie – I see he has finally surfaced.
Mayo – Come out to play, we missed you.