A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,
“Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a Cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook But I’m fine, really.”
“What about that eye patch?”
“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye.”
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit.”
“Yes! It was my first day with the hook.”
Thanks to Conor for this one
Love it 🙂
It’s great being able to post directly to Facebook. Mine stopped for a while, I’m hoping I fixed that now…. Maybe I’ll actually have time to post something today & we’ll see!
I’m hoping to get over there a little later this evening. I’ll check you out.
i think it’s back working again 🙂 I just unsubscribed and resubscribed and i think that’s fixed it. I wanted my post about Dave to show up as lots of my friends from uni are friends on facebook, but it didn’t 🙁
He seems to be going through a very rough patch right now.
Funny. Should have seen that (punch line) coming. 😉
Thanks for the good laugh ,Grannymar!
You are welcome.
Life is often full of sh**
Yeah! You made it! Now for some Red Top fun
Good thing I don’t have a hook.
Yes, with all your birds, it would be dangerous!
I hope he didn’t have to go to the loo that day.
You are my brother!
AL, that was a good “point”
good to be back
It sure is!
Aargh! Aargh! Aargh, Matey!
I’m laughing me wooden leg off here! 😆
I like it! 😆
😆 By the way, the new clean look is very nice.
Thank you, Alice!
Amazing punchline Grannymar. Haven’t read a pirate joke in a long time.
I thought it was a good punch line!