There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. Sheamus O’ Shaunessy opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

“Hello sir, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”

Sheamus said “Come in and sit down.”

After  offered his visitor a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you want to talk about?”

The Jehovah’s Witness said, “Beats me. Nobody ever let me in before.

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Frank, is this what you do with all cold callers?