There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. Sheamus O’ Shaunessy opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
“Hello sir, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”
Sheamus said “Come in and sit down.”
After offered his visitor a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you want to talk about?”
The Jehovah’s Witness said, “Beats me. Nobody ever let me in before.
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Frank, is this what you do with all cold callers?
I have to stop stealing your jokes 🙂
Why? I wouldn’t have them if people didn’t keep sending them to me.
Brilliant! I must try this one the next time those nuts come around.
You will have to let us know how you get on.
Not a chance – I keep them as far away as humanly possible – I long ago fell off the Mormon knock list so at least there is that.
I am only troubled with the local variety and their calls are seasonal. They come in family groups from grandparents right through to small children. Yes, all at the same time. I soon discovered that if I invite them in to join me in the Rosary and the litany to the Blessed Virgin, they suddenly remember another very important appointment!
I read that Mormon missionaries are now turning to social media like Facebook, instead of knocking on doors. By the way, your haircut and toy boy are really cute!
I suppose like modern business these days, they go where the people are:- online!
That’s so funny . . . and has a ring of truth. 😀
It does indeed!
The advantages of living in the back of beyond are many.
I totally agree!
Brilliant! I see them coming and start the hoovering usually, then I can’t hear the door 🙂
Excuses, excuses!
I enjoy living on the edge of the Atlantic, not one conversion attempt yet!
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Is there a sign on your gate?
“Jehovah’s Witness” … When did he have the accident ? 🙁
Too funny! 😆