There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. Sheamus O’ Shaunessy opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
“Hello sir, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”
Sheamus said “Come in and sit down.”
After offered his visitor a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you want to talk about?”
The Jehovah’s Witness said, “Beats me. Nobody ever let me in before.
Frank, is this what you do with all cold callers?