A very tired nurse walked into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulled a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tried to write with it.
When she realised her mistake, she looked at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, said:
‘Well, that’s great! That’s just great! Some arsehole’s got my pen.”
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Thanks to Tom the teller for this weeks tit-bit.
LOL…I needed that!
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I must have been a nurse in a past life, because I can so relate to that. Or … maybe I was a teller.
I’ll not tell, if you don’t! 😉
I love it! (furtively checks all his biros)
Don’t forget the red one!
Poor pen!
Indeed!
is this sort of like a lady wanting to pull out of her purse a Purell Instant Hand Sanitizing Wipe and instead pulling out a condom packet. Just wondering!
Mayo, pray tell, which of your lady friends does that??
I am never going to present you with a pen!
Padmini, I found this comment round the back with the rubbish. I have no idea why. I apologise for taking so long to release you!
Into the pen with you!
But…. I only told the story!!
Loved it!
😀
:LOL:
You know I have often pulled strange things out of my bag, but never a thermometer or a condom… hmmm
Elly’s favourite pass time as a toddler was to take everything out of my handbag, one item at a time and wave it about for all to see. I eventually bought her a bag of her own and I think she still has it!.
I have this Irish friend that———–
More than one Irish friend?????
I hope it was a retractable pen!
Or soft top!