Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:
- It is perfect formula for the child.
- It provides immunity against several diseases.
- It is always the right temperature.
- It is inexpensive.
- It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
- It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7. It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.
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He got an A.
Thanks to our 5* friend Mayo for this one.
The cat would not be called Mayo by any chance?
Mayo has ANOTHER name?
be careful, Mayo can “jump”.
When you jump this way don’t forget the Red Top! 😉
Folks this Mayo bashing simply has to stop – you’re risking our vino discounts and I want Ramana’s portion along with mine!
Chuck, You get discount?????
LOL–not just at the line about the cats not getting it, to the comments, and laughing is a great way to start my day!
Welcome back Alice! Have a good day!
Thanks for giving me a smile.
Celia, you are welcome!
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IF THE CAT DID POUNCE YOU WOULD SCREAM IN PAIN. DIANNE
Ouch!
Chuck, bless you. I will send you a barrel!
Ahem!
Fantastic! That’s an A answer for sure.
It sure was.
I like it!
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I see it does admit that the student was a ‘he’! 🙂
I noticed that. It had to be! 😉
That raised a ‘titter’ or two. 😉
Didn’t it just! 😆