Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’
‘IMPOSSIBLE!’ said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !!!!!
‘WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!’
With thanks to Chuck for this timely tale!
You’re right… painful. 😉
It was the only ‘Halloween’ themed joke I have, and it arrived yesterday.
Looks like he ran out of bad jokes!
Groan ooh 🙂
It will add to all the other groans, moans and cackles today!
*admiringly* This is really, really, really AWFUL! 🙂
Stop laughing so! 😉
Where is the “dust pan” when needed? CHUCK!
Mayo, you are sitting on it!
That’s the last straw, Marie!
Wha ha ha HA!
Fantastic fun, GM!
Somebody likes it?? Woo hoo!
I think you are on a broom ride. This one’s a clean sweep. Dianne
Dianne, My broom seems to have taken me astray, not allowing me to reply to your comment! 🙁
Classic corny joke 😉
One that fitted the season! 😉