A man looks at his wife of 25 years and says,
“Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year-old blonde every night. Now we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV; but I am sleeping with a 50 year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
The wife, being a reasonable woman, said, “Go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde…and I will make sure that you, once again, will be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”
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Short and sweet, I stole this one from Tilly Bud
Come to think of it, I wouldn’t mind once again living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. The problem will of course be that I will have to do it all alone by myself!
Ramana, I never see you as someone who could live alone – Totally alone.
He can do anything he wants, Grannymar. He gets up to all sorts that he doesn’t tell us about….BTW Ramana, how’s Rakhi S. nowadays?
I’m sure he does. He is a free agent and free to do what he wants.
Rakhi S has been replaced with a younger friend, Rakhi had enough of me and disappeared from my life.
And, of course, the blonde would then find someone who owned a fancy house, car and TV! 🙂
That or someone else!
Without the money, the blonde will surely take a hike….
Maria, never having been a blonde, I cannot say one way or the other!
No comment from me on this one.Best I move to the next blog.
Mayo, it is not often you are stuck for words!
Hmmm, must not be any mirrors in that $300,000 house.
blessings ~ maxi
Maxi, they might have been rose coloured! 😉
I decided that I would take a stab at this– men don’t often “think” with the right “head”.
Don’t stab too far! Ouch!
Fantastic!!!
Goodness. I hope I can make it three in a row! I’ll do my best for next week.
Love it!!
Good!
Look before you leap.
AND, be careful what you wish for!