Thursday Special ~ Be careful what you wish for!

A man looks at his wife of 25 years and says,

“Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year-old blonde every night. Now we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV; but I am sleeping with a 50 year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”

The wife, being a reasonable woman, said, “Go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde…and I will make sure that you, once again, will be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”

Short and sweet, I stole this one from Tilly Bud

21 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Be careful what you wish for!

  1. rummuser

    Come to think of it, I wouldn’t mind once again living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. The problem will of course be that I will have to do it all alone by myself!

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      1. Maria

        He can do anything he wants, Grannymar. He gets up to all sorts that he doesn’t tell us about….BTW Ramana, how’s Rakhi S. nowadays?

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