You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don’t have to go along.
Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to
Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have
begun to grow in the middle.
Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the
one that will get you home earlier.
A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by
his Doctor instead of by the police.
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will
You’re getting old when “getting lucky” means you find your car in
the parking lot.
This ageing thing is a problem, I cannot remember if it was Tom, Dick or Harry who sent this to me.