You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don’t have to go along.
Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to
Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have
begun to grow in the middle.
Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the
one that will get you home earlier.
A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by
his Doctor instead of by the police.
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will
You’re getting old when “getting lucky” means you find your car in
the parking lot.
This ageing thing is a problem, I cannot remember if it was Tom, Dick or Harry who sent this to me.
My doctor thinks that I still have some juice in me but it is my son and daughter who think that I need to not just slow down, but to be stationary!
When the young folk put you sitting in a corner, then you will have need to worry.
Oh dear, I’m still cackling at number one lol
I’m sure it was Paddy Irishman 😉
Whaaa? Do you think it was him?
he sends me a lot of these things 🙂
I get three or four at once, then nothing for a few months. But we do talk every week and he always makes time to meet me when I am down.
Down south you mean… not depressed I hope!!
Sorry, Barbara, I did mean down south! Mind you he has a happy knack of linking up on days that are not going well. I am not sure how the vibes reach him!
And don’t forget that … “Old age comes at a bad time.” … 🙂
Always and without invitation!
Old age??? So not going there…
Brighid, there is no need to worry, we are only spring chickens!
Thanks for the smile!
You are welcome!
Old age? What was that again? I’m afraid my memory isn’t too good.
Nick? Who is Nick? Do I know you?
Now I remember, you sat behind me at school!
Finding my car in the parking lot? First find my driver!
I have no trouble finding my car, it has been locked in the garage for the last six months. I must remember to turn over the engine this afternoon.