Three boys on the playground were bragging about their dads.

One said, “My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song and they pay him $50.”

“Oh yeah. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay him $100.”

“That’s nothing,” said the third kid……

“My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes six people to collect all the money in the room.”

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We have to thank Frank for this one!