Daily Archives: May 1, 2014

Thursday Special ~ Letter Of Recommendation

  1. Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
  2. hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
  3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
  4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
  5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
  6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
  7. breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
  8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
  9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
  10. classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
  11. dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
  12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
  13. executed as soon as possible.

The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

I hope Ramana, who sent this story, never had to write a reference like this!