Chocolate

The Rules of Chocolate

If you have melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and you’ll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn’t that handy?

If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don’t they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top hose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done


This came in an email a couple of weeks ago and I could not resist sharing it. Thank you Noreen. Now I better go hide my stash before Elly comes…..

💡 A cake might be a good way to camouflage it! 😀

12 thoughts on “Chocolate

    1. Grannymar Post author

      No. but the folk who made promises, bought them then closed down factories, pay part of my pension

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    1. Grannymar Post author

      It has to be dark for me, my body will not tolerate the milk or white stuff.

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    1. Grannymar Post author

      Were you looking for chocolate in my spam bucket? Wrong place. You must be hungry now, so go on and have a feast.

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  1. nrhatch

    My favorite:

    Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done

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    1. Grannymar Post author

      Thank you for the reminder. I knew I forgot to do something today! 😉

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  2. rummuser

    Strange! For the first time ever, I was persuaded by my date to try something called a CAD Natural. It turned to be a milk shake kind of thing with Caduburys chocolate powder and chips along with a choice from natural flavours. I was zapped!

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