One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,

‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’

‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’

He yelled back, ‘ Chelsea.’

And they say blondes are dumb…

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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.

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Whilst having a quiet drink with an old friend of mine, minding our own
business I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told
my friend “That’s us in 10 years”.

He replied “That’s a mirror, and it is US, NOW!”

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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manuals’

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

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Thanks to Paddy, who sent these little morsels