One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ Chelsea.’
And they say blondes are dumb…
‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
Whilst having a quiet drink with an old friend of mine, minding our own
business I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told
my friend “That’s us in 10 years”.
He replied “That’s a mirror, and it is US, NOW!”
Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
Thanks to Paddy, who sent these little morsels