One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ Chelsea.’
And they say blondes are dumb…
‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
Whilst having a quiet drink with an old friend of mine, minding our own
business I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told
my friend “That’s us in 10 years”.
He replied “That’s a mirror, and it is US, NOW!”
Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
Thanks to Paddy, who sent these little morsels
All true too…
‘Chelsea’, so typical!
Good giggles! The shirt one was an intelligent answer, though!
Col, being a man, you would know! 😆
These are nothing but cheap shots and I want you to know I totally represent them.
Cheap shot Al! I met a guy like that in a pub once. I did not know you had visited Ireland.
Terrific collection, GM. I like #2 best!
Nancy, it seldom gets that hot round here. Goose pimples do not make for a pretty sight!
Mine certainly married me for my money.
I thought you had no money! 😉
I most certainly had more than she had!
That reminds me of a story……!
Thanks for making me smile, I needed it
Gerlinde, we all need a smile, everyday!
Love the mirror line!
A mirror can certainly be a wake up call!
Some of those really hurt 🙂
But, Tilly, did you smile?
Of course! 😀