One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ Chelsea.’
And they say blondes are dumb…
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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
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Whilst having a quiet drink with an old friend of mine, minding our own
business I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told
my friend “That’s us in 10 years”.
He replied “That’s a mirror, and it is US, NOW!”
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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Thanks to Paddy, who sent these little morsels
All true too…
‘Chelsea’, so typical!
Good giggles! The shirt one was an intelligent answer, though!
Col, being a man, you would know! 😆
These are nothing but cheap shots and I want you to know I totally represent them.
Cheap shot Al! I met a guy like that in a pub once. I did not know you had visited Ireland.
Terrific collection, GM. I like #2 best!
Nancy, it seldom gets that hot round here. Goose pimples do not make for a pretty sight!
Mine certainly married me for my money.
I thought you had no money! 😉
I most certainly had more than she had!
That reminds me of a story……!
Thanks for making me smile, I needed it
Gerlinde, we all need a smile, everyday!
Love the mirror line!
A mirror can certainly be a wake up call!
Some of those really hurt 🙂
But, Tilly, did you smile?
Of course! 😀