I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Two drums and a pair of cymbals fall off a cliff…. Budum tssshh!!!
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
Thank you, Frank, I can always depend on you for the corny jokes.