One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas, mowing his front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, “Excuse me, do you speak English?”
Lee responded, “Yes Ma’am, I do.”
The lady then asked, “What do you charge to do yard work?”
Lee said, “Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her.”
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
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This tale came from the old spade, Ramana, who has no lawn to mow!
I’d heard this one before. Apparently, though, it’s one Travino told, himself.
Glad to know it is true!
You scored a hole-in-one with that one, Marie.
I did? 😀
Bwahaha. Great retort from Trevino.
It certainly was.
Very good story, I love a little morning cheer and a ha, ha, ha.
Celia, a little morning cheer, is the best way to begin the day!
Wonderful. I too don’t have a mower to push. David does it!
Lucky you, Dianne.
Not much has changed here
I miss my lawn Mower! he always did a great job and whistled while he worked.
Wonderful! It endorses that old breakdown of assume … ass, u, me. Only, she was the one who did the assuming and he made an ass of her.
he certainly did that, Col.
Grannymar, the old spade Ramana not only does not have a lawn, he does not have his lady in the house either!
I thought you had two women in the house.