Thursday Special ~ Shorties

A body was found in the back of an ice-cream van; it was covered in hundreds and thousands so the police think he may have topped himself.

Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin? The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi! *

2 bags of crisps are walking down the road on a windy and rainy night. A police car pulls up beside them and the policeman asks, “Do you want a lift?” They both reply “Sorry mate but we’re Walkers!”

A man goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble with his hearing. “What are the symptoms?” asks the doctor. “They’re a yellow cartoon family,” says the man.



This week I have Noreen to think for these Shorties, especially for No. 2 all Chocolate Bars from my childhood.*

8 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Shorties

    1. Grannymar Post author

      1. Hundreds & Thousands are known to you as sprinkles – tiny colourful candy for decorating cupcakes and sweets.

      2. These are all chocolate covered candy bars.

      3. Walkers make crisps – potato chips and I am not sure if it is the same company that make the shortbread. I may be wrong.

      4. The patient heard ‘the symptoms’ as The Simpsons, from TV.

  1. nick

    A man went to the doctor and said “I keep thinking I’m a packet of biscuits.” She said “What kind of biscuits?” He said “Square ones with holes in.” She said “You must be crackers.”

    Why did the biscuit cry?
    Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

    1. Grannymar Post author

      Another one for you, Nick:

      What cookie makes you rich?
      A fortune cookie!

      PS: If you find one, please send it my way. 😉


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