A man and woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?”
The wife said, ” Let him dig. I had him buried upside down…and I know damned well he won’t ask for directions.
Thank you, Nancy L for this weeks special.
Thank you indeed Nancy – that one had me laughing out loud. Sounds like many a man I know.
Now that is funny
Nice! 😉 and funny, too!
Indian wives do not have that problem. They cremate the insufferables.
He’s probably digging frantically and about half-way to Australia by now.
Thank you everyone, I am on holiday and only checking in, every now and then.