A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must be an engineer”, says the balloonist.
“I am”, replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”
The man below says, “You must be in management.”
“I am” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?” “Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
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We have Frank to thank for this little number, I am sure he always knows where he is!
I’ve heard that one before. It’s very funny.
Nick, I thought it was worth a replay.
An oldie but a goodie!
Nancy, it made me smile…. again!
Old joke, but I like this variant. Around here lawyers are involved.
I never heard the ‘lawyer’ version, Dianne.
Thank god I never went on a balloon trip!
Ramana, you mean you never got lost?
I am permanently lost! I never had to meet that kind of a farmer.
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