Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!
Thanks to Paddy for these rib ticklers.
I’ll have to share these with my 10-year old grandson.
Great idea, Dianne, I hope they enjoy them.
Before I’d even finished I also thought of my granddaughters! These are just perfect for sharing. Fun!
It is nice to have something to share with the younger generation.