A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a “BUMP….BUMP….BUMP…” behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him….”BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…”
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster….faster…BUMPBUMPBUMP.
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP…BUMP…BUMP… on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything….all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin…and suddenly “the coffin stops.”
Thanks to Noreen for this scary tale.
LOL – laughing so much pushed the wrong key for caps!!!
Glad you enjoyed it, Cathy.
Sure had me!
Groan…another joke for my grandson.
Hope he likes it, Dianne.
Bwahaha! That’s punny!
Reminds me of the old rhyme – “It wasn’t the cough that carried him off, it was the coffin they carried him off in.”
I thought of that one too, Nick, it reminded me of my Granny.