To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”
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This came from a cousin. I hope this is not his method of dictation!
:^) sly!
Helen, I bet he then gave the secretary a gentle pat on the bottom and packed her to do his typing!
I wish that I had had such cooperative secretaries when I was an executive!
Not sure how to answer that!
I hope she had a convincing letter or two in her notebook and not a stack of incriminating blank pages.
I never thought of that, Nick!
Bwahaha!
Nancy, I wonder how many male executives have secretaries these days?
Clever husband, but just how stupid does he think his wife is.
He will learn how clever he was when he reaches home!
I have a friend who caught her husband in the same “situation.” Unfortunately for him, he wasn’t able to think fast enough. She cleaned him out.
Betty, I just found you suffocating in the spam bucket with over one hundred unfaithful husbands, Come in, sit down and recover!
They say there’s nowt so queer as folks – folks who think they can pull the wool over the wife’s eyes!
How true, Cathy. When Jack was alive and travelling about, I would ask “How was (name of friend/acquaintance)? His reply was always the same, “How did you know I met her?”
The answer was, II could smell the friend’s scent when he hugged me.