Thursday Special ~ Take a letter

To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”

This came from a cousin. I hope this is not his method of dictation!

14 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Take a letter

    1. Grannymar Post author

      Helen, I bet he then gave the secretary a gentle pat on the bottom and packed her to do his typing!

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    1. Grannymar Post author

      Betty, I just found you suffocating in the spam bucket with over one hundred unfaithful husbands, Come in, sit down and recover!

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    1. Grannymar Post author

      How true, Cathy. When Jack was alive and travelling about, I would ask “How was (name of friend/acquaintance)? His reply was always the same, “How did you know I met her?”

      The answer was, II could smell the friend’s scent when he hugged me.

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