A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.
“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”
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Thank you Ian, only a golfer would send this to me!
mmmm, my husband never tried this one.
Mine neither, Gerlinde. He liked his shoes to shine like a harvest moon!
Awesome!
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good one!
Glad you enjoyed it, Shackman.
Great. I always check David’s shoes too. But he doesn’t play golf anymore.
Thankfully, I never felt the need to doubt my husband’s actions.
My Uncle Hugh, a golfer, told me that golfers are never pleased with their score. This guy scored & was happy.
Not much that I can add to that one, BHB!
I love your Thursday specials, and I share them with my friends and family.
Betty, unfortunately my collection of these ‘Thursday specials’, is dwindling fast. I may have to change direction on a Thursday for 2015! 🙁
I have heard this one before… dad is a golfer…
Brighid, I suppose there is no such thing as a new story, just the ones, we have forgotten that we heard in the past.