Thursday Special ~ Games

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”

Thank you Ian, only a golfer would send this to me!

14 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Games

  1. bikehikebabe66

    My Uncle Hugh, a golfer, told me that golfers are never pleased with their score. This guy scored & was happy.

    1. Grannymar Post author

      Betty, unfortunately my collection of these ‘Thursday specials’, is dwindling fast. I may have to change direction on a Thursday for 2015! 🙁

    1. Grannymar Post author

      Brighid, I suppose there is no such thing as a new story, just the ones, we have forgotten that we heard in the past.


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